moved closer to the land of target zombies and drug deals. not even mad.
(Source: judgmentalmaps)
volunteered for an event called “geek we seek”
don’t know that i’ve ever received more sideways glances at the mall…
looking for a husband
aka - trolling tumblr for selfies of chubby bearded dudes with tattoos.
(via societyisfuckd)
and is it weird that things like this actually INCREASE my belief in intelligent design? it’s kinda the whole “it has to be true, you couldn’t make this stuff up” sort of sentiment. regardless of your stance on creation, this animal is totally cray town.
you make me want to be a better person
to offset what an awful one you are.
gpoy
(via most-awkward-moments)
gpoy
(Source: joeydeangelis, via most-awkward-moments)
