here’s what i need you to do…
and by “you” i mean the entire population of nashville and surrounding cities.
stay away from my workplace tomorrow.
i already have one person coming in late, another called out due to a concussion, and 3 people unavailable because they’re taking the praxis test.
so if everyone could just stay away and keep the store painfully quiet tomorrow, that would be awesome.
if i could ever manage a shift where everyone showed up and and on time, then you are more than welcome to join us.
but sadly, 9 times out of 10, that does not happen.
the south has a crappy work ethic.
tomorrow’s gonna be a long day…
